A believable dark web marketplace for film, TV and theatre productions, by Screen Dressing. Browse the full inventory at https://screendressing.com — see also the hacker terminal, ATM banking and file transfer / decrypting screens.
THE VELVET ONION
HIDDEN SERVICE MARKETPLACE · v3.4 · .onion
BUYERS ONLINE0
ACTIVE LISTINGS0
UPTIME (this circuit)00:00:00
NODE TIME--:--:-- UTC
CIRCUIT guard→relay→exit
PGP VERIFIED
JS disabled (lol)
2/3 MULTISIG ARMED
DEAD-DROP MESH SYNCED
🛒FEATURED LISTINGS — ALL CONTRABAND 0 shown · escrow protected · prices in BTC
📊MARKETPLACE ANALYTICSaggregated · self-reported · audited by nobody
GROSS MERCHANDISE VOLUME — 24H (₿)+0%
SALES BY CATEGORY% of GMV
⛓️LIVE TRANSACTION LEDGER settling on-chain · 0 in mempool
TIMETXIDITEMVENDORAMOUNTCOINSTATUS
🛡️MODERATION & DISPUTE RESOLUTION LOGDept. of Plausible Deniability
👛WALLET
Spendable balance₿0.0000
Locked in escrow₿0.0000
In the mixer₿0.0000
Fiat equivalent$0
Plausible deniability99.4%
🌀TUMBLERobfuscation engine
CHAINHOP™
0 hops
Anonymity set0
Mixing fee0.42% + vibes
🔒ACTIVE ESCROW0 open · 2/3 multisig
⭐TOP VENDORSby reputation
THE VELVET ONION™ — a fictional screen-dressing prop. Nothing here is real, purchasable, on-chain, or remotely advisable.
All vendors, products, wallets, transactions, jurisdictions and crimes depicted are procedurally generated and entirely imaginary. No onions were routed in the making of this prop.
PLACING ORDER…
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Funding 2/3 multisig escrow with ₿0.0000 via —
initiating handshake…0%